Lærernes Dag: Et Festlig Program for Våre Elskede Lærere

Scenario for the "Teacher's Day" Celebration
Music by G.V. Sviridov "Time, Forward" plays. Two hosts appear on screen.
Host 1: Everyone understands what school means to us, how important a place it occupies in the government budget.
Host 2: School, teachers, students. You can feel the daily care of the president, the government, the Duma, the governor, and many other organizations.
Host 1: Today is Teacher's Day!
Host 2: After long meetings, reflections, and debates, we decided to focus on the school, where all the best pedagogical discoveries and methodological experiments are concentrated.
Host 1: All the best! The very best! Our report from school No. ...

5B Performance
A TV worker enters, loudly claps a film canister and says, "Frame 38, take one". He exits. On stage are two chairs draped in fabric. One has a TV presenter made up as Yulia Menshova.
TV Presenter: Good evening, dear friends! On our screen is the TV program "I Myself". And I am your host, Yulia Menshova. Today we have an exciting meeting. I would like to invite the principal of the school to our studio.
The school principal, who is unaware of this until the last minute, walks on stage in complete confusion and sits in the second chair.
TV Presenter: Please introduce yourself.
The principal introduces himself. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: Everyone has a motto when achieving their goals. What is yours?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: Do you consider yourself a brave person who took on the difficult burden of being a principal?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: Do you enjoy going to work?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: How do you reward diligent students?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: How do you handle misbehaving students?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: How do you manage to stay in such great physical shape?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: If a wizard appeared right now, what wish related to the school would you ask him to grant?
The principal answers. Audience applause.
TV Presenter: This is the principal grown by the staff and students of school No. ... Special for the "Professional" channel. See you. This was Yulia Menshova.

1st Announcer: This is STV-minus. Today's issue...
2nd Announcer: News — hotlines. "School Town" program. Special issue "ABVGDeyka". Announcements. Advertising.
1st Announcer: News. The following information has been received on our hotline: "New subjects will be added to the curriculum in the new millennium:
— chemistry that is organically indigestible;
— soft-body physics;
— history of the USSR in jokes;
— English with sign language interpretation;
— algebra on fingers for future brokers."
2nd Announcer: All these subjects will be included in the intermediate and final exams.
1st Announcer: Now — listen to the advertisements.
The Mari cellulose and paper mill has started mass production of a new product — birch juice with pulp.
2nd Announcer: The Kaliningrad city administration has introduced a new holiday — Foreigners' Day, while residents of Star City this week celebrated Air Force Kiss Day.
1st Announcer: Our news for now is over. Stay tuned for the next. Let's open the first page of "School Town".

11th Grade Performance: Song and Skit

2nd Announcer: The floor goes to the deserved teacher of the Russian language, Grammar Glogolyevna Oshibkina.
Teacher: Dear friends! I am a teacher with extensive pedagogical experience. While checking my students' compositions, I often find strange things, some ambiguities, from which my hair stands on end — excuse me, it ruins my hairstyle. And some statements make me uncomfortable, I get embarrassed and blush. However, despite these moral and psychological inconveniences, I agreed to perform on STV-minus and read these expressions to warn you, dear senior students, about such improper mistakes. So, listen carefully:
— And the romantics walk far, far away, to where "the lone sail is whitening", where the flora and fauna are untouched.
— Davydov and Lushka spend their evenings in the steppe. And the steppe is restless — not what the chairman does.
— Tatiana Larina grew on the nature's bed.
— He couldn't make Vera happy because society made him powerless.
— Pavlov — an academician, did reflexes for a long time, and suddenly turned on the light, and saliva started flowing.
— After Onegin left, Tatiana often came to the office and gradually turned from a girl into a woman.
— Olga walked with Lensky, but nothing came of it.
— Tatiana loved nature very much and often went outside.
— Tatiana collected, collected and poured everything on Onegin.
— Pushkin, like Griboedov, showed women in a more expanded view.
— Famushov judged people not by their insides, but by their outsides.
— Tatiana was riding in a carriage with her rear raised.
— On the battlefield, the moans and cries of the dead were heard.
— Poor Liza tore flowers and fed her mother.
— The dog howled in a non-human voice.
— Gogol suffered from duality, which consisted of one foot in the past and the other welcoming the future.
— Othello became furious and killed Desdemona.
— Anna Karenina threw herself under the train, and it dragged her miserable existence for a long time.
Now, let me say goodbye. Thank you for your attention, and I hope you won’t make such mistakes in your compositions.

1st Announcer: Let's move to the second page of our "School Town" — the lesson "ABVGDeyka" for teachers. The floor goes to our students from the "Pink Pearls" club.
1st Student: Dear teachers! Let us sincerely congratulate you on your holiday and wish you health, personal happiness, and success in our education and upbringing.
2nd Student: Attending your lessons, we sometimes don't notice how nervous you get, how you worry about us, the stubborn, restless, and generally — your beloved students.
1st Student: During our studies in school, our "Pink Pearls" club collected and summarized some of the most frequently used expressions by you, dear teachers, which in literature are called "catchphrases". Listen to your, i.e. our, "joke" ABCDeyka:
A — Aaa! Caught, another cheat sheet...
B — You'll be furious during the break...
V — Get out of the classroom!
G — Where are your parents?
D — The monitor, the board is dirty again!
E — If you don't shut up, you'll have to write it out.
Zh — Stick gum on your nose...
3 — This is school, not a market...
I — Or did you think you're the smartest?
K — You'll clean up the house, not here.
L — Are you humans or not?!
M — I can’t handle all of you...
N — Don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong...
O — Step away from the window, there's nothing interesting there, I don't even understand who is shooting?
P — It’s awful, when will you learn?
R — Don’t just draw formulas, you need to understand and write them down.
S — It’s not funny at all, we will laugh during exams!
T — A "three" is a good grade for you.
U — Get that smile off your face.
F — The electives are for you, not for me.
X — Stop cracking sunflower seeds.
Ts — A circus, not a lesson!
Ch — You're too literate but make mistakes in writing.
Sh — Calm down, the plaster just fell off a bit, the ceiling isn’t falling, we continue the lesson.
Shch — Tickling each other in class is simply improper!
E — This doesn’t fit into any doors!
Yu — Is that a skirt on you, or just a frill, I can’t tell?
Ya — I can’t calmly watch all this mess, I’ll go get the principal!

1st Announcer: Dear friends, that’s all for today’s show. We suggest watching fragments from mini-films of the "Yeralash" series.
"Ryaba Hen" Skit 5A
Anastasia A. sings... Remember that name!
Concert performance.
2nd Host: And again, a cultural shock! A sensation! At night, on Sundays, they honed their skills. They did it all themselves!

Shabarov Dance

1st Host: Now, the TV quiz. 1st prize - 100 dollars; 2nd prize - 200 dollars; 3rd prize - 500 dollars! (Prepared fake money in advance.)
Three students enter the stage, each holding a balloon.
1st Contestant: This depends on the salary.
2nd Contestant: If you count to twenty, you can even count it.
3rd Contestant: The more, the better.
The answer is "rank". The first to win gets tokens based on the number of points. Audience applause. The TV host announces the next puzzles.
Puzzles for further rounds of the show:

"Hobby"
1st: Many people just can't live without this.
2nd: It takes a lot of time and money.
3rd: But you get a lot of pleasure.
Hint: It’s different for everyone.

"Vacation"
1st: It’s when you can lazily lie in bed.
2nd: You save money for it.
3rd: You do whatever you want.
Hint: When you don’t want it to end.

"Advertising"
1st: It’s created to attract our attention.
2nd: It happens very often, and there's no escaping it.
3rd: They always offer something so insistently, you can't say no.
Hint: You watch it often and more often have no idea what it's about.

"Library"
1st: This is where people who are interested in something go.
2nd: Some people stay there for a long time.
3rd: And many people often take something from there.
Hint: We have one of these in our school.

"Certification"
1st: After this, your salary goes up.
2nd: It’s when a group of people evaluates one person.
3rd: It's when you tremble with fear.
Hint: You prepare thoroughly for this.

"Summer Camp"
1st: It's when it's warm, there are many friends around, and everyone is having fun.
2nd: You eat and sleep at the same time.
3rd: It’s quite an expensive pleasure nowadays.
Hint: It's where people swim and sunbathe together.

"Victory"
1st: It brings a lot of joy.
2nd: People often shout and jump from happiness.
3rd: Many people are happy for you.
Hint: Someone here will soon experience this.

Final Results
Award ceremony. Applause. The TV host thanks the teams and the audience, and everyone leaves the stage. The event hosts come back on stage.

5A Dance

8A Skit During a Russian language lesson
1st Host: Happy holidays, dear teachers!
2nd Host: Health and cheerful spirits to you!
Everyone (in unison): We love you!